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Million $$$ Blood Cult Unisex T-shirt
Million $$$ Blood Cult Unisex T-shirt
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If you know, you know…
By purchasing one of these items, you’re just adding to our already overloaded, ridiculously full, extravagant bank account and lavish lifestyles. And this can all be done without ever having to sell your soul. Thats all that counts, right?
Money Money Money Money Money
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
It’s a joke!
…or is it?
We’re not telling you how or where to spend your money, cause that would feel like a cult, just pretty much spend it here though.
[Small Print]
By purchasing any one of the official blood cult memorabilia, it does make you an official member however does NOT mean you are a Shareholder in the millions of dollars that we hold.
Visionary Artwork by:
Aspire Creative Enterprises
acecreativity.com
This cultish t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch to keep you comfortable during our rituals. It's comfortable and flattering for all cult members.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |
| 5XL | 35 | 31 | 62-65 |
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